A few questions about heaven:
Where is it?
What timezone is it?
How exactly do non-corporeal minds, er, exist and, er, interact and stuff?
Do we have to mix with other 'people' in heaven? A lot of people are (were? had?) arseholes and I don't want to talk to them. Bad memories and all that.
Do souls have memories?
What church do souls go to on a Sunday?
Is there a Sunday?
Is there anything to *do*?
Is there any pleasure? If so, how?
Is there any pain? If not, wouldn't the pleasure become a bit... boring? For ever? But I don't want neck ache for eternity either.
Wouldn't *anything* become boring, for ever?
What is the point, exactly? That thing that theists always like to ask about Earth; why are we here, what's the meaning of our existence? What's the point of heaven, what's the meaning of our existence there?
Excellent questions, sir. I'm going to keep them handy to be able to better annoy my churchy friends. :)
Thanks Sharon, glad to be of service! But my churchy friends just roll their eyes when I ask them...
rolls eyes